Yes, Mom, I had a toothache.

But a dentist with a yarmulke navigated my fused roots, and removed the nerve. He fills it in on friday. Then I went to work. Tonight's show was fun for everyone. Except the person who had to clean up the chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and nuts. Wish I could have played "Win A Date With Kristen Schaal," but like most contests, I don't think employees are eligible.