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I went to the studio after work tonight to play drums. I'm out of drumming shape. Drums is hard. It should be drums ARE hard, but you don't say guitar are hard. Playing drums is hard. The drum kit is difficult. Drums is hard. It really helped me get over work and everything else. I could make a habit out of it. It could be a part of the reordering of my life I seem to be doing. What do you do for exercise? Well, I live on the 6th floor, and I play drums.

I shook hands with a guy the other day, and he said I had very soft hands. Total dick move. I was at the bar with a lady he is clearly into, she introduces us, and he says that. He's lucky I'm a nice guy, and I wasn't on a date with the gal.